STOP DONATING YOU ORGANS!!!!

[Dr. Jeff]

Come on people,
Get out your drivers licenses and erase that organ donor part. Three damned liver and kidney transplants today. Do these people not realize I have a computer to screw around on all day? Its really difficult to run a forum when these bastards keep donating organs and I have to go put them in someone else.

Now stop being so selfish, and stop donating your organs so I can have more free time to screw around on the computer. [smilie=101.gif]



Hmmmmmm....... wonder who will come up with the first joke about their organ? :twisted:

[EvilTwin]

I'm pretty happy with these "organ" donations. I got John Holmes "organ" ;) :lol:

[EvilTwin]

DJ,

By the way another nice avatar you gave me again!!! I like!!! [smilie=061.gif]

[GrumpyBullet]

Doc - Is it true that if you chose to donate your organs they will not work as hard on you if you are in an accident?

[Dr. Jeff]

Good theory, but no,
Noone knows about organ donation choices at the time of an accident, pretty much when all options have been exhausted, they call the organ donation team and they start hunting up family members to find out if they want to donate or not.

[FunHome]

DR. Jeff, what part of the transplant are you involved with?? Recovery?? or re-instalation???

[Troutly]

DR. Jeff, what part of the transplant are you involved with?? Recovery?? or re-instalation???Brad....he gets the good stuff.....you get the rest! :lol: :lol:

[eddie]

Sorry DJ, I'm a donator

[kevinm]

I'm a donater. I donated my appendix last year.

[Dr. Jeff]

Sorry DJ, I'm a donator

I wasn't refering to the sperm bank eddie, thats okay! [smilie=crazy]

[eddie]

Sorry DJ, I'm a donator

I wasn't refering to the sperm bank eddie, thats okay! [smilie=crazy]

Is that what our water treatment plant does? WOW, I wonder if I have children?? [smilie=126.gif]

[FunHome]

Well doc. which side you on??
Is it the side I have to clean up after?????

[Dr. Jeff]

DR. Jeff, what part of the transplant are you involved with?? Recovery?? or re-instalation???

Both actually, Nebraska Medical Center is the 2nd or 3rd largest transplant center in the country, therefor we do an assload of installs. On the other hand, every hospital that someone is unfortunate enough to die in, and they happen to be a donor does recovery.

Vast majority is re-install though, to give the short answer.

[Dr. Jeff]

Sorry DJ, I'm a donator

Actually so am I. :mrgreen:

[BigDaddy]

Confucious say:
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ..... :razz:

[HEMI]

I have an organ to donate...it's a Kimball Swinger 700. Grandma's arthritis has taken away her best organ playing days. One of the foot pedals doesnt work. She actually wanted me to post it on ebay...buy they arent selling for squat...so I would donate it to a worthy cause. Just haul it away.
[smilie=050.gif]

Sorry DJ.... had to get one more organ donation in....and I am totally serious....anyone want an organ?

[ASH]

My uncle James has played organs for years and he says you cant give one away. His thought was to try Ebay which you have done so I am no help and this will just help my post count (like I care about that)

[Dr. Jeff]

ASH you post whore!!! [smilie=ash]